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[survivalthroughhate]

"This is Maul. State your business."

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[survivalthroughhate]

I will remind you that YOU came to ME for advice. Did you think I was going to skip over things to spare your delicate little mind?

[Poor little PG plant boy in an R-rated town.]

Alright, so remember it’s not just all about physical affection. Some people enjoy when you do things for them. Remember to do little things for him. Cover him with a blanket when he exhausts himself from working on a project and falls asleep. Bring him his favorite foods. Grow his favorite flowers on yourself and give them to him. Things like that.

As for the laws of percentage, when it comes to kissing, it states you go ninety percent of the way and wait for the other person to come ten. This builds anticipation and allows pleasure to grow. Do you understand?

[laminae]

yes??? oh my Glob dude

[He has so many regrets right now.]

ok, do nice stuff for him
i can do that, i know him well enough that i know the kind of junk he likes

um i think so
sounds kind of complicated for just kissing though

[survivalthroughhate]

Well, it is far, far too late to scrub everything out of your little mind, so just be glad I haven't told you everything that Reaper and I have done in DETAIL

[Alright, so he wouldn't really, but it was amusing making fun of the kiddo.]

Relationships are complicated. Why should kissing be any easier to understand? So when you kiss, lean in almost all the way, and let Varian come the last bit. That shall make it feel better for both of you even if he ends up choking on a piece of grass throughout the whole thing.

Also try cuddling and snuggling together. I'm sure that Varian would like to curl up to you. Who doesn't like lying on a bed of grass during warm months?

[laminae]

yeah i will be super grateful for that as long as you don't start

[Oh... the rest of that is legitimately good advice and things he's never thought about before, though.]

huh ok
that doesn't sound too bad
i can give it a try

oh
yeah i guess people would like doing that? i've never really thought about myself like
uh
like that

[Having good opinions about your body is highly, highly overrated.]