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[survivalthroughhate]

Well, it is far, far too late to scrub everything out of your little mind, so just be glad I haven't told you everything that Reaper and I have done in DETAIL

[Alright, so he wouldn't really, but it was amusing making fun of the kiddo.]

Relationships are complicated. Why should kissing be any easier to understand? So when you kiss, lean in almost all the way, and let Varian come the last bit. That shall make it feel better for both of you even if he ends up choking on a piece of grass throughout the whole thing.

Also try cuddling and snuggling together. I'm sure that Varian would like to curl up to you. Who doesn't like lying on a bed of grass during warm months?

[laminae]

yeah i will be super grateful for that as long as you don't start

[Oh... the rest of that is legitimately good advice and things he's never thought about before, though.]

huh ok
that doesn't sound too bad
i can give it a try

oh
yeah i guess people would like doing that? i've never really thought about myself like
uh
like that

[Having good opinions about your body is highly, highly overrated.]