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[survivalthroughhate]

"This is Maul. State your business."

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[survivalthroughhate]

A poor one.

[He's only a few days out from Sidious' ghost taking over his mind completely and it has put him in a foul, murderous mood, much more like the man he used to be when he first arrived here than anything else.]

[lightthedarkness]

Haaaa kinda... figured.

Caaaan I ask a favor anyway?

[survivalthroughhate]

....That depends entirely on what it is.

[He's in no mood to do anything that would require him to be good or patient right now.]

[lightthedarkness]

It's um... don't kill the clearly crazy person who keeps insulting you?

PLEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE???????????????

I KNOW HE'S SUPER RUDE, AND YOU PROBABLY GAVE HIM ALL THE WARNINGS AND HE INSULTED SAVAGE WHICH GIVES YOU EVERY RIGHT TO KICK HIS ASS!

But... he's also clearly CLEARLY crazy and unwell.

So... Please?

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul thinks about that for a moment but then his eyes dart off to the side like he's listening to someone else. But no one seems to be there, at least none that can be heard.]

I think not. He deserves to be punished and I am going to be the one to do it.

[It was indeed getting eerie how close to sounding like Sidious he'd gotten over the past few days.]

[lightthedarkness]

[She tilts her head.]

But it- I mean, look at this way. It's not even going to be CHALLENGING for you. He's 100% mortal. [Well... maybe, he ate cement and lived so.] And dying will just bring him back and he won't change, at all. This isn't like with Obi-Wan. This is just some GUY and he was stupidly rude.

He may get WORSE in fact, Maul. WORSE.

You know as well as I do death isn't really going to fix anything.

All the chasing him down is just going to lead to... well, honestly, I couldn't even tell with him. But I know YOU and I know that you are very able to be dangerous and deadly but HE'S not. He is just some weird guy from Phila-someplace where apparently they just insult one another a lot, according to him.

[survivalthroughhate]

[His eyes focus in back on Usagi and her voice cuts through the one that's been through his mind nearly constantly this entire month. He's just grateful to have silence in his mind for a moment, so he listens to her.]

He is still a rude, idiotic rodent.

[He means that quite literally. Maul is under the impression Charlie is some type of alien species that had evolved from a rat into a humanlike form.]

I demand an sincere apology from before I will stop hunting him down. And there will be nosecond chances. If he dares to run his mouth around me again, I will take my vengeance on him completely.

[The ghost in his mind had only gone silent because it saw how Usagi could affect Maul. Yes, this one would do nicely when his apprentice was sent to murder those in his town to prove himself a true Sith. She had power, Maul's memories showed that clear enough. She had a crystal. Yes, this could be most beneficial. Maul just needed a little more time to fall completely under the sway of the voice in his head...]

[lightthedarkness]

I mean.... honestly maybe. But a rodent that does not deserve to die. Rodents can be cute! [Minnie and Mickey Mouse were freaking adorable!]

YES! Okay! I will let him know you will call off the murdering if he apologizes! Eeeeeeeeee Maul thank you thank you thank you!

I'm gonna hug you so hard when I see you next time! I'm so proud of you!

[survivalthroughhate]

They also carry disease.

[Which he's pretty sure Charlie has in spades.

He looks very grumpy and put-out over having taken this course of action, his words coming out in a sour tone. Maybe it would have been easier to just continue on with the vendetta instead of agreeing to show the feral gremlin mercy.]

Don't discount the idea that I might still choke him with the Force even with that apology. As far as I can tell, the man can use a good choking.

[He says nothing about the hug. No hugs! ......Even if Usagi does give out good ones.]

[lightthedarkness]

[They do, but still!]

I mean... I don't... know what qualifies someone for "a good choking" so let's just... put that discussion on hold.

Just... let me call Charlie-san back and let him know that so long as he leaves you and Savage alone, he can not fear for his life... from you... and Savage. Deerington already does that enough, yeah?

[survivalthroughhate]

The same thing that qualifies someone for a good beating.

[Maul, that really doesn’t clear it up.]

Alright, tell him I will call off the vendetta if I receive a sincere apology. Also he can only do so after he takes a good bath.

[He smells like a space rodent too.]

[lightthedarkness]

Uh...huh... [Okay Maul, sure.]

I will pass the message along... after I convince Savage not to murder him either. He's gonna be harder to convince than you. [Because she's only got one not-husband and you're it.]

[survivalthroughhate]

[Mauls chuckles in an amused fashion.]

Good luck convincing that of my brother. He is very protective of me and will suffer no disrespect done to me.

[lightthedarkness]

Yeah yeah, he let's you suffer me plenty.