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[survivalthroughhate]

"This is Maul. State your business."

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Video; UN: Feedthebunny

[lightthedarkness]

I found you in donut form! [And, since Usagi is not one to build suspense, she holds up the "Christmas" donut she found at the coffee shop.]

I shall name him Maulple, cause of his yummy maple center.

[survivalthroughhate]

[THAT.....that is a surprisingly accurate representation of him in donut form. Still, that being said, Maul is not going to show one iota of being amused by these shenanigans. Nope. He is a holiday Grinch.]

Thrilling.

[That is all he has to say on the matter.]

[lightthedarkness]

Don't be salty, Maulrus! I got you some too. [She moves the fluid to show the other donuts.] Maulple was supposed to be like the other Santa one but uh... something went very wrong.

But how could I say no to Christmas donuts! Especially when Maulple kept being passed over?

[survivalthroughhate]

[He snorts in an amused fashion at the mention of something going very wrong with the donut.]

I would say so.

[But also:]

...You got me some?

[Aw, Usagi. It's the little thing she does that always stop him from being a complete grump around her. Maul's still unused to anyone giving a damn enough about him to think of him at all, even when it came to little things.]

[lightthedarkness]

Of course, I got you some! What, you think I got three dozen just for myself?

...... AND JUST BECAUSE I CAN EAT THAT MANY DOESN'T MEAN I DO!

[She knows you, mister, she knows what you were about to tease regarding her black hole of a stomach.]

I couldn't remember your favorite so just like, pick your 4 or 6 favorites. You can even get some for Reaper... assuming he doesn't have a thing against donuts.

The rest is for the house.

[survivalthroughhate]

Well, I was wondering....

[How does a bunny so small manage to eat so much?]

I-- Thank you, Usagi. I'm sure Reaper will like them too.

[And if he doesn't, Maul isn't above punching his boyfriend for being an unappreciative ass.]

[lightthedarkness]

[She's maintaining her crystal's limitless energy. No, literally, some of it is her literally sustaining her crystal.]

Mnn! Who doesn't love donuts?

Do you want me to come by or do you want to come over to the- actually, cooould you please come to the house? I'm still setting up Christmas decorations and I could really use your height.

Pleeeeeaaaase Maul?

[survivalthroughhate]

Heathens, apparently.

[Even Maul liked them and he was a sourpuss 90% of the time.]

Couldn't you just fly up yourself?

[Aw, but why spoil her fun? She's got him totally whipped and they both know it, so he says next:]

I'll be over soon.

Wrap!

[lightthedarkness]

See you soon!