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Video misfire | un; glitch early October before maul tries to kill him

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Glitch had the camera up and he's looking at his fluid trying to send a message to a certain someone. ]

Okay. How do I even fucking start?

Uh.

Heeeeeey, Hunk.

No, that's stupid.

Sooo, Hunk. You're cool. I'm cool. Why don't we-

No, that's really fucking dumb. [ He lets out an aggravated sigh, scrubbing at his face. ]

How did fucking Varian ask Ruby out on a date? Maybe I should just get into that mindset.

'Hey. I'm a science guy. Let me just mix these potions together and lets get the dating on.'

[ He scoffs at it and he continues to babble away. ]

No. That's even worse if I'm taking that route. Why am I even taking Martin's advice...fuuuuck.

Just forget it. Just ask him straight out. 'Hey Hunk, when the month from hell is over do you want to hang out like date like? I think you're cool and want to get to know you.'

Maybe I should forget-...

wait why does it say 'sent'?

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul is trying so very hard not to laugh the entire time Glitch is babbling away. When he finally realizes that he's sent the message across the board, he can't contain it any longer. So Glitch gets to witness a sight few have, which is Maul cackling away in complete and utter amusement. He laughs and laughs and laughs like he hasn't done so in a long time. Once again, he's being dragged down into high school teenage bullshit, but at least this time it's entertaining.

He wipes away some bloody tears underneath his blindfold before he finally answers.]

Here's a solution. Gather your courage and be brave. Go right up to him and kiss him on the mouth. Then you'll know for certain if your affections are returned or not.

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Oh god, of all the people who had to get it it had to be the lunatic? Glitch can't even repress how annoyed he is especially with how they laugh. And the advice? It makes him more so annoyed. ]

Fuck off, you weird clown man. This wasn't even suppose to go to you! [ At least so far everyone's been supportive so getting the one guy making fun of him is probably not the worst. ]

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul gets a few last chuckles in before his laughter fades into pure amusement.]

Now, now. The loth-cat is already out of the bag, so you might as well listen. Yes, I find the situation amusing, but that doesn't make my advice any less valid. Are you a man or a mouse? Show yourself to be brave and he'll be more impressed than if you tip-toe around the issue.

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Ugh, no he hates all of this especially with how he phrases it. If anything it's only more uncomfortable. ]

There's being brave and then there's being fucking creepy. Which smashing faces with a guy without asking seems pretty creepy.

So, go screw yourself?

[survivalthroughhate]

Some might find it romantic.

[Maul's voice turn contemptuous.]

But fine. You are a mouse then. In that case, just ask him outright. "I like you. Do you want to go on a date with me?" See? Not so difficult.

[This coming from the guy who had trouble asking out Reaper on a date to the movies. Perhaps not the bet person in the world to listen to advice fro.]

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Guess what Maul? You're getting a huge middle finger at that comment of being a mouse. ]

Go fuck yourself.
[ and he clicks off...though he may just be taking the second part of the advice since...okay the just asking Hunk out isn't so bad.

BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE. ]