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[survivalthroughhate]

"This is Maul. State your business."

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text - UN: IceCream

[threelayers]

If you'll forgive me a terrible joke?
It's been a whole month, man, and nobody's accusing you of mass murder.
I believe this calls for a celebration!

Terrible mushroom tarts on me?

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul shakes his head and chuckles for a moment as he reads Neo's text. Really, she's one of the few people who could tease him about his lack of murder and get away with it.]

That sounds like it would be a wonderful way to celebrate. What time do you want to meet?

[threelayers]

[She was just glad that he could appreciate the humor, since she knew how much of a pain this entire situation was. Laughing to herself, she tapped her lips and then typed out the response.]

Can't hit up Sapphora since, ya know, you're not a girl.
But how about we stop by that Sleeper run place over in the Cellar Door, grab something and eat across the street?
Say, maybe after sunset but not too late?

[survivalthroughhate]

That would suit me right down to the ground. Perhaps I'll have to get into a fight while I'm there and break someone's arm, just to keep up my reputation.

[threelayers]

Hah, yeah we can use the back alley for that part.
Though trust me. You're not about to lose your reputation as a badass.
Unless you start doing videos with puppies.

That might do the trick.

[survivalthroughhate]

I should hope not. The last thing I need is for people here to think I am going SOFT.

No chance of that happening anytime soon. And if it does, you'll know I've been possessed or otherwise manipulated by this place.

[threelayers]

Genuine signs of this place screwing with us right there.

Just like if you ever hear me saying either Cinder's great or ice cream sucks.
Of course those might be silly examples, but we get the idea.

[survivalthroughhate]

Neapolitan, if ever I hear of you showing a disdain for ice cream, I am starting the exorcism immediately.

[threelayers]

It's a cry for help if anyone ever saw one.

Also if my eyes ever go black (more seriously). that's a very bad sign.

[survivalthroughhate]

Duly noted. In this place, unscrupulous sorts need to stick together in case something goes wrong with one of us.

[threelayers]

Basically yeah.
We're the only folks who are as likely to make sure not to go overkill if something goes bad.
That, or our friends, which by some miracle we both have a couple of.

I blame it on the pink hair myself.

[survivalthroughhate]

Hmmm, yes, there is something to be said for having a colorful personality as well as a literally colorful look.

[threelayers]

It definitely helps my personal image.
Give them a smile and save their butt from time to time and they think I'm good.
I find it kind of amusing, really.

[survivalthroughhate]

People always know what they're getting into with me as soon as they lay eyes on me. Personally, I think it's the horns.

[He wouldn't look nearly so intimidating if he didn't look like he had the power to gore someone to death in fight.]

[threelayers]

The red skin also helps a teensy bit.
For some reason they think of red as being an intimidating color.
Personally, I think Pink should terrify them.

But those horns help no question.

[survivalthroughhate]

Pink is an absolutely terrifying color and I am concerned not as many people know about this as they should.

[threelayers]

Only people who have experienced the terror first hand know.
And the vast majority of them don't live to tell the tale.

[survivalthroughhate]

And this is why the two of us are friends.

[threelayers]

That perfect mixture of survival skills and endurance.
It's certainly a friendship made in hell isn't it?

[survivalthroughhate]

The only type of friendship for such a pair as us.

[threelayers]

One small joy I take living in this shithole.
I've met a few people I wouldn't mind going down to what these folks call hell with.
The last stand surrounded by the damned would be fucking amazing.

[survivalthroughhate]

Don't tempt me with a good time. You know the Pthumerians might actually consider it a good idea.

[threelayers]

My patron absolutely would.
I guarantee that they would appreciate that sort of thing.
But yeah, let's not give that one anymore ammo.